Goodr Race Du Jour Sunglasses were created to celebrate the greatest bicycle race on the planet. Unlike the coveted jerseys awarded in the different points categories, these sunnies require no laundering, and can be obtained with minimal effort. Perfect for getting drunk and taking selfies on the side of the road, just watch out for those guys riding bikes really fast! What the hell....?
INTRODUCING OH CrêPE, THAT WAS STEEP!
He wore an itsy bitsy teensie weensie red polka dot bikini, that he wore for his first race today. Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more! This may be TMI, but basically, that's how he ended up with wicked road rash on his baguettes when he was climbing those hills. That bikini got him disqualified anyways so it totes wasn't worth it. Next time he should get his racing polka dot fix from more practical gear, like these new sunnies.
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This product was added to our catalog on July 1, 2021
